“So who won the Verizon Award?”
“Horizon.”
“Huh?”
“Horizon, not Verizon.”
“What’s a horizon?”
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“So who won the Verizon Award?”
“Horizon.”
“Huh?”
“Horizon, not Verizon.”
“What’s a horizon?”
Last Thursday I turned in my letter of resignation.
It was necessary. I’m getting married and moving about an hour away.
When I started this job, I was at one of the lowest points in my life. I drove by the place, saw the “Help Wanted” sign, applied for a job I knew almost nothing about, and [...]
“I actually made dinner last night. Cubed steak and mashed potatoes. And we had some porn.”
“Porn?”
“Rebecca. Corn. I haven’t seen a porno since my first husband took me to the drive-in to see that Deep Throat movie.”
Now, THIS is the kind of small talk I can totally get behind.